an overheard conversation between girls at a Subway

Submitted for your (dis)approval is my best shot at a transcription of a wonderful girl behind me on the phone while I was ordering my veggie sub.

"...Ok, so I felt bad for the person so i'm like totally feeling bad about it.

I don't know anything about him. So I guess I can't really say anything, huh? So like...

...I guess I'll just talk about random stuff. That sound good? I don't care if you think it sounds good or not, haha jk! ... my favorite show is Supernatural... One Tree Hill... I used to like Gilmore Girls, but the show has been going downhill since last season, so I don't watch it anymore! Yea me!

...only 15 years old and cheerleading... go tigers! lol! ...I get my learners permit this summer, so I'm really excited about that! I can't wait until I can drive! Driving FREEDOM! So.. I like talking. And texting. I know how to type fast now, courtesy of my keyboarding class. Oh yeah, school is out soon! hell yeah! I hate school so much! It's retarded.

...listening to music ..mix cd. It has all kind of music on it. Well, the ones worth listening to anyways. That song kicks ass! It's flippin' awesome! And I love Fall Out Boy! That band is soooooo rockin'!

So, I have my car! yes! It's a sunfire! It's great! I've driven it! But I'm not really supposed to because I don't have my license... but thats ok. I didn't get caught."

girls are dumb
sigh...